Eva's Blog of Terror

sirkowski.com is dead

2010-02-06T20:01:00.000-05:00

The guy who owned Sirkowski.com forgot to renew it and some douche bought it for his Spam blog. (I own MissDynamite.com though)

Maybe I'll put my hentai gallery on the Miss Dynamite website. But I might have to go into a server change soon because Blogger will discontinue its ftp service.

Nothing of value was lost (permanently).

Put it in your ass!

2010-02-06T19:32:00.000-05:00

OM NOM NOM

2010-02-05T21:33:00.000-05:00

Non-related.
Cats beware: We changed our .12 grams bullets to .2 grams. Accuracy is greatly increased. And they're bio-degradable.

Miss Dynamite figurines prices

2010-02-04T08:45:00.001-05:00

The figurines would end up costing about 40-50$ each. Eva would be 6 to 8 inches tall/Blackie proportional.

I wouldn't be making much of a profit, but my main goal was to not lose any money anyway.

What say you? Do I cough up the 3000$?

That would be for 50 figurines each. The minimum order is 30; that would be 2200$

Or I play it even more safe and only order 50 copies of Eva and commission Blackie later if all works well. Final cost 1500$.

Miss Dynamite figurine model sheet

2010-02-03T12:40:00.000-05:00

larger view
I'm going to send those to the studio and see ho much it would cost. I gotta figurine the size too.

Ok, maybe I won't give Eva a bigger head.

Smug Eva is Smug

2010-02-02T17:53:00.000-05:00

This could make a good image macro.

ok, so I was bored...

2010-02-02T00:36:00.003-05:00

* sandykohan9920@hotmail.com buzzes you!
Sirkowski: hi
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: hey, hows it going?
Sirkowski: you buzzed 3 times already?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Sirkowski: ya
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Sirkowski: missdynamite.com
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Sirkowski: you're a bot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Like a transformer robot??
Sirkowski: spambot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Sirkowski: so what do you want?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Ok go to [stupid whore site] accept the invite on the page baby
Sirkowski: i said no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Sirkowski: lol
Sirkowski: stupid bot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Sirkowski: I'm 12 years old.
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Sirkowski: eat shit and die
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Sirkowski: just told you: eat shit and die
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Sirkowski: are you dead yet or have you just started eating shit?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(
Sirkowski: you have to die first.
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: k you in yet babe??
Sirkowski: dead yet?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: k
Sirkowski: k?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: hey, hows it going?
Sirkowski: why would a robot care about living things?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: whats a bot?
Sirkowski: you, you fucking borg!
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Sirkowski: oh shit, you're stuck in a loop, logic bomb going off in 3... 2... 1....................

Miss Dynamite figurines sketch p.2

2010-02-01T12:37:00.000-05:00

larger view

Off to inks and colors now.

Also, smug Eva.

Miss Dynamite figurines sketch p.1

2010-01-29T15:54:00.000-05:00

I don't want to make poses that are too crazy, especially stuff that would break easily, like Blackie's katana. I'm trying to go for chibi proportions, but still sexy. But still SFW and can go on an office desk. (Not sure about the nipples.) Unless I make Eva SFW and Blackie NSFW? But I'm not even sure I'm gonna make Blackie yet, it'll depend on how much it costs.

Thoughts?

Sister Wulfia Focka Jan. Update

2010-01-24T14:29:00.001-05:00

Sister Focka is back on Slipshine after a two months hiatus with 10 new pages!

Don Chuck Monogatari (le petit castor)

2010-01-24T00:13:00.001-05:00

Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck!
Don Chackuh!

Figurines

2010-01-23T14:47:00.000-05:00

Does anyone knows of a company that makes figurines?

I'm thinking of making Eva and Blackie figurines for the release of the Faster, Dynamite hardcover. Perhaps the size of those Robot and Combat Heroes from Transformers and GiJoe.

Shreddin' the Shreddies

2010-01-21T15:51:00.000-05:00

(Cereal killer would've been too easy)

I shot myself on the leg the other day to see what level of pain that airsoft is capable of (275 feet/s, spring). It barely broke the skin and at first it only pinched. But after a second... HOLY SHIT!!! It doesn't leave a big mark, but it hurts as much as a paintball.

On Censorware

2010-01-18T00:49:00.000-05:00

In the comments Killernat was saying MissDynamite.com is blocked in Qatar. I'm going to post a link to apps and tools that can help defeat censorware. For Miss Dynamite fans who want to visit the site at work or for those who might live in a nazi/commie regime. (because if you live under the thumb of a brutal dictator, it's super important to read my perverted comics. Ok? Good!) For now I'm reading these two posts on BoingBoing.
- Boing Boing's Guide to Defeating Censorware
-Net censorship: HOWTO bypass China's Great Firewall

If anyone else has any other tricks, share them in the comments or write to me.
sirkowski@gmail.com

No, I don't need your vagina, Kiki

2010-01-17T15:19:00.000-05:00

btw, I just saw Colonel Tigh from Battlestar Galactica on a rerun of the Littlest Hobo. XD

Pat Robertson's douchebaggery knows no bounds

2010-01-13T21:48:00.003-05:00

jesus h fucking christ... If there's evil in this world, Pat, it resides in your senile dirty rotten brain.

"True story!"

2 weeks hiatus

2010-01-12T14:43:00.000-05:00

I'm gonna put Faster Dynamite's coloration on hiatus for around two weeks. I gotta finish this month's update of Sister Wulfia Focka and I might have to do some storyboarding. I'll still update the blog with drivel :p

Snoopy vs the Decepticons

2010-01-10T23:12:00.000-05:00

I just found this on the old forum and thought I should share.

May West

2010-01-09T17:13:00.000-05:00

Yesterday this box of Vachon's May West caught my eye at the supermarket. I tried searching online to find what that was about. Is it a special xmas box? Is the art recycled? (it's trademarked) Using a pinup to sell food is pretty unusual these days. And since I'm sure someone's probably gonna complain about finding their kid jerking off in front of a box of cake, I bought one to frame it!

Faster, Dynamite! Kill! Kill! p.29

2010-01-08T19:43:00.000-05:00

To read from the start.
Flats by James CD.

Faster, Dynamite! Kill! Kill! p.28

2010-01-08T00:10:00.000-05:00

To read from the start.

From now on the flatting is done by James CD.

Fun with Blingee

2010-01-07T18:40:00.000-05:00

So, yeah...

Faster, Dynamite! Kill! Kill! p.27

2010-01-06T18:02:00.000-05:00

To read from the start.

The Hanna-Barbera thechnique of suggesting action outside the frame to avoid drawing it works in comics too... :p

Faster, Dynamite! Kill! Kill! p.26

2010-01-04T21:01:00.002-05:00

To read from the start.

For those paying attention I changed the color of the motorcycle so it would contrast more.

Early bird gets the worm

2010-01-01T15:34:00.000-05:00

Not sure I want that worm though...

Also, giant robot tits.