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Today in conservatard sexual scandals: Vic Toews, Roy Ashburn and the Vatican

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:40:00 +0000

Apparently the Canadian media does no want to talk about this, because we had to learn from Dan Savage at the Seattle Stranger that Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews cheated on his wife and got a younger woman pregnant. The media does not want to talk about this because it is a personal matter. But Vic Toews has no qualms about calling gay marriage " a threat to the family and the institution of marriage." Which really isn't any of his fucking business, is it?

Toews has described gay marriage ceremonies as satanic "Black Masses," and insisted that adding gays and lesbians to existing Canadian civil rights statutes would bring the "jackboot of fascism [down] on the necks of our people."

U MAD?

Then there's Roy Ashburn (more like assburn amirite), state Senator in California (R-Bakersfield). Roy is a "family values" conservative.

State senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol on Wednesday at 2am in Sacramento, after police saw the car he was driving swerving erratically. An unidentified male passenger was in the car with Ashburn.

The sources told CBS13 that Ashburn, a father of four, had that night been at Faces, which touts itself as "Sacramento's premier GLBTI Nightclub since 1985."

While the DUI is a much graver offense than coming out of a gay bar with a man, I'm not sure Jesus approves of the latter.
UPDATE: Turns out that in this case as well the media was sitting on the story.
UPDATE II: Ashburn is also anti-immigration. The guy he picked-up was Latino... lol

And finally, in what might be an homage to the days of Rodrigo Borgia, we have a gay prostitution ring in the Vatican.

A corruption investigation in the Vatican has uncovered a gay prostitution ring in which members of an elite Vatican men's choir were solicited for sex on behalf of Angelo Balducci, 63, himself a prominent official and Papal Gentleman, or lay attendant of the Roman Catholic pontiff...

According to police, Balducci regularly contacted Chinedu Ehiem Thomas, a Nigerian man who sings in St. Peter's Cappella Giulia, to engage the sexual services of young male members of the choir, along with seminarians and undocumented immigrants seeking residency status...

Good times, good times...

Otakuthon 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:36:00 +0000

I've been confirmed as a guest for this year's Otakuthon.

Sister Wulfia Focka update

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:12:00 +0000

I completely forgot Sister Wulfia Focka was updated with 10 new pages last week. Ghost porn!
Slipshine.net

Busted 6 months for hentai and lolicon

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:20:00 +0000

Usually people who get busted for hentai also had real child porn in their collection. This guy got busted for importing a bunch of lolicon manga from Japan.

Christopher Handley, the Iowa man on trial for possessing manga "drawings of children being sexually abused," was sentenced on Thursday to six months in prison. Following this sentence, Handley must serve three years of supervised release and five years of probation. Both of these terms will start upon his release from prison and will run concurrently. Handley also agreed to forfeit all seized materials, including his computer. During Handley's supervised release and probation, Handley must also "participate in a treatment program, to include psychological testing and a polygraph examination, as directed by the U. S. Probation Officer." According to earlier court documents, this last provision is "intended to provide [Handley] with diagnosis and treatment for sexually and/or gender identity or other mental health issues." Handley pleaded guilty to his charges in May 2009.

This guy didn't possess any child porn and did not molest any children or anyone. This is the stupid community standards or Common Law at work. If the jury in your hick town thinks your funny books are an abomination in the eyes of the lord, well you're fucked. Like some supreme court judge I don't remember said, "I can't give you a definition of pornography, but I know it when I see it." I can't give you the exact definition of what makes a stupid fucking moron, but I know one when I hear one.

The prosecution also stated that "The works at issue do not even have arguable scientific, literary, artistic, or political value, such as Vladimir Nabokov's famed novel, Lolita, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

It's no art because I say so.

I'm also bothered by "diagnosis and treatment for sexually and/or gender identity or other mental health issues." Can the judicial system decide if your gender identity is acceptable? Same for sexuality; that's a thought crime.

"although honest with what he reported, was not disclosing enough to gain a complete picture of the nature and extent of [his] sexual deviancy … The main finding from the testing results is that Mr. Handley produced a guarded, defensive, and evasive profile. His test taking behavior suggests there is likely more to know about him than he is willing to disclose at this time."

Christ, who wouldn't evasive in the same situation. He's being judge for his fantasies. Everybody's got some fucked up fantasies and as long as they don't hurt anyone they're really nobody's business. They really skrewed this guy's life.

Source

Yotsuba Prime

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:47:00 +0000

sirkowski.com is dead

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:01:00 +0000

The guy who owned Sirkowski.com forgot to renew it and some douche bought it for his Spam blog. (I own MissDynamite.com though)

Maybe I'll put my hentai gallery on the Miss Dynamite website. But I might have to go into a server change soon because Blogger will discontinue its ftp service.

Nothing of value was lost (permanently).

Put it in your ass!

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:32:00 +0000

OM NOM NOM

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:33:00 +0000

Non-related.
Cats beware: We changed our .12 grams bullets to .2 grams. Accuracy is greatly increased. And they're bio-degradable.

Miss Dynamite figurines prices

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:45:00 +0000

The figurines would end up costing about 40-50$ each. Eva would be 6 to 8 inches tall/Blackie proportional.

I wouldn't be making much of a profit, but my main goal was to not lose any money anyway.

What say you? Do I cough up the 3000$?

That would be for 50 figurines each. The minimum order is 30; that would be 2200$

Or I play it even more safe and only order 50 copies of Eva and commission Blackie later if all works well. Final cost 1500$.

Miss Dynamite figurine model sheet

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

larger view
I'm going to send those to the studio and see ho much it would cost. I gotta figurine the size too.

Ok, maybe I won't give Eva a bigger head.

Smug Eva is Smug

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:53:00 +0000

This could make a good image macro.

ok, so I was bored...

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:36:00 +0000

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Miss Dynamite figurines sketch p.2

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:37:00 +0000

larger view

Off to inks and colors now.

Also, smug Eva.

Miss Dynamite figurines sketch p.1

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:54:00 +0000

I don't want to make poses that are too crazy, especially stuff that would break easily, like Blackie's katana. I'm trying to go for chibi proportions, but still sexy. But still SFW and can go on an office desk. (Not sure about the nipples.) Unless I make Eva SFW and Blackie NSFW? But I'm not even sure I'm gonna make Blackie yet, it'll depend on how much it costs.

Thoughts?

Sister Wulfia Focka Jan. Update

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:29:00 +0000

Sister Focka is back on Slipshine after a two months hiatus with 10 new pages!

Don Chuck Monogatari (le petit castor)

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:13:00 +0000

Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck!
Don Chackuh!

Figurines

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:47:00 +0000

Does anyone knows of a company that makes figurines?

I'm thinking of making Eva and Blackie figurines for the release of the Faster, Dynamite hardcover. Perhaps the size of those Robot and Combat Heroes from Transformers and GiJoe.

Shreddin' the Shreddies

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:51:00 +0000

(Cereal killer would've been too easy)

I shot myself on the leg the other day to see what level of pain that airsoft is capable of (275 feet/s, spring). It barely broke the skin and at first it only pinched. But after a second... HOLY SHIT!!! It doesn't leave a big mark, but it hurts as much as a paintball.

On Censorware

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:49:00 +0000

In the comments Killernat was saying MissDynamite.com is blocked in Qatar. I'm going to post a link to apps and tools that can help defeat censorware. For Miss Dynamite fans who want to visit the site at work or for those who might live in a nazi/commie regime. (because if you live under the thumb of a brutal dictator, it's super important to read my perverted comics. Ok? Good!) For now I'm reading these two posts on BoingBoing.
- Boing Boing's Guide to Defeating Censorware
-Net censorship: HOWTO bypass China's Great Firewall

If anyone else has any other tricks, share them in the comments or write to me.
sirkowski@gmail.com

No, I don't need your vagina, Kiki

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:19:00 +0000

btw, I just saw Colonel Tigh from Battlestar Galactica on a rerun of the Littlest Hobo. XD

Pat Robertson's douchebaggery knows no bounds

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:48:00 +0000

jesus h fucking christ... If there's evil in this world, Pat, it resides in your senile dirty rotten brain.

"True story!"

2 weeks hiatus

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:43:00 +0000

I'm gonna put Faster Dynamite's coloration on hiatus for around two weeks. I gotta finish this month's update of Sister Wulfia Focka and I might have to do some storyboarding. I'll still update the blog with drivel :p

Snoopy vs the Decepticons

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:12:00 +0000

I just found this on the old forum and thought I should share.

May West

noreply@blogger.com (Sirkowski) — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:13:00 +0000

Yesterday this box of Vachon's May West caught my eye at the supermarket. I tried searching online to find what that was about. Is it a special xmas box? Is the art recycled? (it's trademarked) Using a pinup to sell food is pretty unusual these days. And since I'm sure someone's probably gonna complain about finding their kid jerking off in front of a box of cake, I bought one to frame it!