Frequently
Ass Qu... I mean, Asked Questions.
oct 18th 2001
If this doesn't answer you questions, you can contact me.
Who
is Miss.Dynamite?
How did you
create Miss.Dynamite?
Where are the mangas, comics or graphic novels...?
Where are the Interactive Comic Flash animations?
Where can I vote for what will happend next in the Interactive
Comic?
Where are the other Flash animations?
I want to make a drawing of Miss.Dynamite. Can I?
Do you have a pin-up gallery?
Where are the pics from the Stupid Question polls?
What is the Encyclopedia?
What is the Anthology?
What is the Stupid Question?
What is the Drawing Board/Chat?
Where are the links?
What are the Affiliates?
Can I become an Affiliate?
I want to learn more about Miss.Dynamite's creator!
Do work on projects other than Miss.Dynamite? Can I see them?
Where can I get free Miss.Dynamite wallpapers, skins, etc.?
Where can I download the original music from the Miss.Dynamite
animations?
Why can't we download .Exe versions of the animes?
Where is the FAQ?
Will you make an animation for me?
Will you draw something for me?
You pay this site's hosting, but yet, this is a free site.
How do you do it?
How can help this site stay online?
I want to buy some Miss.Dynamite stuff!
Are you a girl?
Where's the porn?
Who is
Miss.Dynamite?
Completly ridiculous comical adventures is what makes the charm of Miss.Dynamite.
Nothing can be taken seriously. Everything is derision, sarcasm and parody.
On the other hand, will you say, you just hate gratuitous violence? Than turn
away your easily offendable eyes, for what will come next is not for you. Imagine
the ambition of Julius Ceasar, coupled with Fidel Castro’s temper, the whole
thing wrapped up in a dumb blond appearence and you’re still not even close
of having a psychological description of Miss. Dynamite. You think I exagerate?
Here, reality will never surpass fiction. Well… let’s hope so! If you want to
learn more about Eva Sirkowski, aka Miss.Dynamite or other characters from the
series, I suggest you check the Encyclopedia. Be
carefull, there might be some spoilers, so read the Mangas
before the Encyclopedia. There is no information about the Anime
in the Encyclopedia.
Where
are the mangas, comics or graphic novels...?
Well... in the mangas section? D'uh!
Where
are the Interactive Comic Flash animations?
You probably saw those animations on Newgrounds. They are in the Anime
section. From there you can vote for what will happend next (unless the poll
is closed), the animation are larger on the screen and you can download them
(providing you follow the instructions).
Where
can I vote for what will happend next in the Interactive Comic?
It's in the Anime section. You can vote
only once.
Where
are the other Flash animations?
They are usualy in the Anime section's
archive.
I want
to make a drawing of Miss.Dynamite. Can I?
Of course! I LOVE fanarts. Go to the Contacts
or visit the Fanart section to send me the
pic(s). Be carefull though, if it's hard core porno, I might not post it on
the site (but you can still send it to me ^_~). Nudity and mild hentai is ok.
Do you
have a pin-up gallery?
Yes, it's called... the Gallery. You
won't find any porn in there though.
Where
are the pics from the Stupid Question polls?
In the Gallery section.
What
is the Encyclopedia?
The Encyclopedia contains information about Miss.Dynamite characters, weapons,
locations and vehicles seen in the mangas. Be carefull, there might be some
spoilers, so read the Mangas before the Encyclopedia.
There is no information about the Anime in
the Encyclopedia.
What
is the Anthology?
The Anthology tells the tale of Miss.Dynamite's creation. A gallery of
very old pics is also featured there, a walk through memory lane... (oh shut
up!)
What
is the Stupid Question?
No, it's not this FAQ. The Stupid Question is simply a stupid poll where
you can vote for whatever you want. I do a pic according with what people vote
for. It's crazy I tell ya.
What
is the Drawing Board/Chat
With the Drawing Board/Chat, you can chat and draw with other people in
real time. It needs no special installation, no login or password and you can
draw with your mouse. You can only save up to 30 drawings, the older pics get
deleted by the new ones. If you really want to keep your pics, make a screenshot
(Print Screen key). There is a limit of only 5 users at a time (because it's
free). So if you can't enter, it might be because it's full. But it's very rare.
Where
are the links?
Here...
What
are the Affiliates?
The Affiliates are sites that have
greatly helped me and this site. I also like all those sites very much. So have
a look at them, now!
Can
I become an Affiliate?
Probably not. Unless you can help me or this site in some sort of way.
But if you put a Miss.Dynamite link or banner on your site, you will be in my
Links section.
I want
to learn more about Miss.Dynamite's creator!
Then visit The Creator's section.
Do work
on projects other than Miss.Dynamite? Can I see them?
Yes. I don't really make money with this site, so I have to work elsewhere.
Visit my Professional Illustration
page.
Where
can I get free Miss.Dynamite wallpapers, skins, etc.?
In the Download section.
Where
can I download the original music from the Miss.Dynamite animations?
Also in the Download section. The music
link there will take you to a Yahoo! Briefcase where you will be able to download
them.
Why
can't we download .Exe versions of the animes?
First of all, Flash files have a larger filesize in .Exe format. And since
I pay for this hosting, I have to make choices. Second, .Exe files can get infected
by viruses. I don't want people sending my animations to infected and attack
other computers. So for now it's no. But I'm still thinking about alternatives.
Will
you make me an animation for free?
A typical 3 minute Miss.Dynamite animation takes more than 40 full hours
of work. So the answer is, OF COURSE NOT!
Will
you draw me something for free?
I probably don't have time or don't want to. I work as a freelance artist
and I draw most of the day. So when I have some free time, I want to work on
my OWN stuff. BUT! But, have you thought about commissionning (I don't how to
spell) a pic? It's not very expensive and it can help to finance the hosting
of this site. Kinda like a donation, except you get something for it. And if
it's a black and white pic and that you pay the shipping, I will sign it and
mail it to you.
You
pay this site's hosting, but yet, this is a free site. How do you do it?
I'm still not sure how I'm gonna do it ^_^ This ain't a porn site, so there's
no way I can charge for admission (and NO, I don't plan turning it into a porn
site...). I could put ad banners, but since I know that they don't pay much
for the bother, it will only be a final solution. Instead, I'm hoping to sell
Miss.Dynamite stuff on Shop.MissDynamite.com.
Not much, just to help pay for the host.
How
can help this site stay online?
Very simple, buy something at Shop.MissDynamite.com.
A t-shirt, a mouse pad, etc. But the best way to help is to commission a pic.
And it's not expensive (and since it's not porn, you can ask your parents for
the money ^o^). If you really don't have a penny, tell your friends about this
site!
I want
to buy some Miss.Dynamite stuff!
Great! Then go to Shop.MissDynamite.com.
Are
you a girl?
If you think I'm a blond chick with a ponytail, an army shirt, blue jeans
and a sexy Asian friend, STOP DREAMING!